Beckyology

Ah, Emily. You have given us all the night off. Bless you.

Let others know a little bit more about yourself; repost this with your name and "ology" at the end. No tagging, but let me know if you're going to do it, I'd like to read!!

MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Caesar, on the side. And I like Caesar salad.

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Chipotle burritos. Black beans, rice, chicken fajita, lettuce, tomato, and HOT sauce. yum.

Q. What is your favorite sit down restaurant?
A. County Line. I LOVE STEAK AND BREAD. Someone tried to convince me once that there was a specific diet for your blood type. I immediately thought that was a load of crap until I found out I should eat meats and breads. Sounds very scientific now.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 15%-20% unless I notice the server is working extra hard or having one of those days. I waited tables for quite awhile, so I know what it's like to get that extra tip every now and then. It makes your day.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Tuna. And I've been known to.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Mushroom and Tomato

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Cream cheese

TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. A picture of Sebi & I hugging at the park

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. One

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. I'm going with Kelly. 3 babies.

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. I don't remember. But, I did have a filling come out when eating a jolly rancher that ended up getting infected and resulted in a root canal. I used to study at the library and eat cornnuts until I really pissed this girl off and I had to switch to something I could suck on. I don't know what she said, because I had headphones on, but she looked pretty pissed and was motioning frantically at my cornnuts. Do we see why I am back in school now in my 30's??? Anyway, I don't remember what year that was, and I obviously didn't learn my lesson with the cornnuts since I was trying to bite on a jolly rancher. But, I do see the poor girl's point.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. A sack full of clothes for Goodwill

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No, unless you count anesthesia.

BULLCRAPOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. NO!

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Though I've always thought my name is quite common, I don't think I would change it.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Green? Anyone?

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Does gum count?

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. Along with the staff that I worked with in the O.R., I would like to think that there are a number of lives that were saved.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Jesus.

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Yes, but tongue is gonna up the anty.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Are you kidding me??? NO WAY.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. I'd like to say yes. I just don't know that I would keep my word on that.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. HECK NO. And the odds of me getting an offer doesn't leave a lot of time to ponder this one.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. How hot is this "hot" sauce?

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Absolutely Not.

DUMBOLOGY
Q. What is in your left pocket?
A. Nothing.

Q. Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. The first time around if you're drinking. After that. No. Even with alcohol.

Q. Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A. They call it carpet.

Q. Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A. Stand. Who sits with the shower on? Does that mean a bath? Because I take baths more often. I shower to wash my hair.

Q. Would you live with roommates?
A. I think I'm too particular about the way I like things. You have to love me enough to marry me to put up with that.

Q. How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A. Only one. My "Coco Chanel's"

Q. Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. 2003, I got pulled over for an expired inspection sticker. He let me go. I showed some skin. JUST KIDDING!

Q. Who is number 1 on your Top 8?
A. Top 8 what? I'm not getting this one.

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last Friend you talked to?
A: Bonnie. We're both coping with not having class together this semester. If ya'll don't remember, she and I took studying very seriously....the night before our exams. She was telling me about her new classmates and I was telling her about my new classmates. We miss being in class together because everyone trying to get into our field is all strung out and too serious and competitive with one another. I told her we were going to be the richest nursing students ever because the coal up everyone's asses was gonna be diamonds by next semester.

Q: Last person who called you?
A: Angela

Q: Last person you hugged?
A: Sebi. I got home from class around 9:15 and as soon as he saw me he jumped up, hugged me and said, "mommy! I missed you sooooo much!" awwwww.

Q: Last person to stick their foot in your face?
A: Gabriel. I was kissing the babies feet before I put them down for their nap today. He gave me an extra little wiggle of the toes. It was precious.

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 9

Q: Season?
A: Spring

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: I miss my family. I do talk to them very frequently. Actually, I talk to my family who live out of town more often than my husband talks to his who live in the same town. I just miss getting together with them on weekends.

Q: Mood?
A: Anxious. Nervous. Excited. Scared.

Q: Listening to?
A: American Idol auditions in the other room.

Q: Watching?
A: uhhhh. my computer monitor

Q: Worrying about?
A: Passing my HESI and getting accepted into the nursing program this Fall.

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: The gym. I was there at 6:05, thank you very much. Heeeyyy! HO! Heeeeey! HO!

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Start nursing school.

Q: What's the last movie you saw in a theater?
A: Beowulf 3D version. I would recommend the 3D version. It made the movie.

Q: Do you smile often?
A: Yes. Yes. Yes.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yes.