O.k., if this list were to include all the events of my life, we'd be here awhile. So, let's just start with the most recent, like today.
1. At the top of the list. Remember when I said, "I think I did fine" in regards to my exam. Well, we begged and pleaded with our professor tonight to run our scantrons so we could get a feel on how we did on the exam. We all pretty much knew whether we had the multiple choice and essay section down.
Y'all. Unofficially, I have an 83 on my exam.
excuse me while I wipe a tear from my eye.
There were many people who felt they did poorly on this exam. But I just wanted to hide under a rock. or lab table. or in a pitcher of margaritas... I crunched numbers and the A is still possible, but that just means that I have to (let me clear the lump in my throat) ...study. Like really study. Not cram the day of the exam.
Again, remember the "if it ain't broke" quote?
It's officially broke.
2. I cursed today. I don't typically have a "potty" mouth. I do say crap a lot. and I know you are thinking that seems to speak potty quite vehemently- but you know what I mean. Today, when I realized that I have two exams on Friday to take that (of course) I haven't studied for, I said,
***I am about to use pig Latin here. I mean, really. Do you think I would curse on the blog? o.k., you may probably go through the archives and find a phrase or two. but could you just live in my fantasy land with me for a bit while I am down and out...
oh, if you don't know pig Latin, I have two suggestions:
1. go back to 5th grade and get cool
2. Google
...when I realized that I have two exams on Friday to take (of course) which I haven't studied for, I said:
uck-fay.
3. I burned bread tonight. Frozen bread. That's like killing a cactus, which coincidentally I have also done.
Alright, I'm sorry that I didn't send out invites to my pity party, but really....you don't want to join all the fun.
thanks, Kelly for giving me the extra push. I was about to ask for my Men In Black pen light back
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No problem. If you need the pen, take it. But we only have 2 days left.
I just recently killed Reagan's cactus. It drowned.
Some days suck - some days don't. If we didn't have the bad ones, how much would we enjoy the good ones? I'm not advocating MAKING bad days ("What? shall we sin more so that grace should abound? By no means!") but it is all part of the scheme of things.
So do the Scarlet O'Hara thing and remember that "Ta-mahh-row IS a-nuuther DAY!"
That does totally suck. The whole thing, the rats, the test, the down feeling.
Did your kids smile today? Did your husband kiss you? Just some perspective :)
YOU CAN DO IT! (I am repeating that line from WaterBoy). I am sure you will kick in high gear and ace the course!
Just think...tomorrow is a new day and you have two opportunities to get better grades! KEEP STUDYING!!
I had a good laugh with you drowning that cactus, Kelly!
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