Random Questions

Random Questions
If you have a blog yourself, you know that the blogger-gods have created a nice little profile for you to fill in, edit, and display to anyone you think will care to read. In all their wisdom, they have also included a nice random question that you get to answer. I enjoy seeing what rediculous question I will get from time to time as well as the challenge in answering them. Here are the one's I've been "granted" so far...
1. You have to dig a hole to China, where do you start?
With that darn shrub that needs to be dug up anyway on the side of the house.

2. Your pajamas have duckies on them. Why did you switch from choo-choos?
I get to hear a train going by the house ad-nauseum, you want me to WEAR the darn things too??

3. Chicken monkey shoes?
Yes. 5 pairs, please.

4. Create a tagline for a new line of plastic sheets.
"Taking comfort out of it's zone."

5. You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?
because the acoustics rock

6. You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Obviously I'll be standing on the goat instructing him to jump on the slinky.