Today we went to Walmart so I could buy some caladiums to plant *kill* because I am relentless and they like shade and I have shade. We also picked up some golf clubs for Sebi and a huge pink ball because I'm a sucker *the kids were making a scene* .
Then we headed off to Sam's Club to get lots.of.meat. and a few other essentials for the holiday weekend *like beer*. I love taking the kids to Sam's because they have that double seater grocery cart, so only one of the kids (99% of the time is Homer by the way) has to sit in the cart. After shopping we headed to the car, and since I was the only adult present I got stuck pushing my 3 boys and all the groceries up a hill in the snow barefoot. Wait. In the heat. 90+ degree heat. It was so hot I considered cleaning the driveway and just cooking the steaks there tonight. Who am I kidding- I wouldn't do that. It would just give the neighbors reason to phone for the funny bus to come and pick me up. Although, I am now questioning whether or not I could scramble an egg out there....
back to where I started. So, I'm pushing the kids up the hill in the heat and I say in a rhetorical fashion and mostly to myself, "you boys are no joke. what have I been feeding y'all?!"
Sebi: "Sphagetti! And macaroni!"
The child will have protein tonight. Because apparently, he's all good on the carbs.
Then we headed off to Sam's Club to get lots.of.meat. and a few other essentials for the holiday weekend *like beer*. I love taking the kids to Sam's because they have that double seater grocery cart, so only one of the kids (99% of the time is Homer by the way) has to sit in the cart. After shopping we headed to the car, and since I was the only adult present I got stuck pushing my 3 boys and all the groceries up a hill in the snow barefoot. Wait. In the heat. 90+ degree heat. It was so hot I considered cleaning the driveway and just cooking the steaks there tonight. Who am I kidding- I wouldn't do that. It would just give the neighbors reason to phone for the funny bus to come and pick me up. Although, I am now questioning whether or not I could scramble an egg out there....
back to where I started. So, I'm pushing the kids up the hill in the heat and I say in a rhetorical fashion and mostly to myself, "you boys are no joke. what have I been feeding y'all?!"
Sebi: "Sphagetti! And macaroni!"
The child will have protein tonight. Because apparently, he's all good on the carbs.
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