What is it with the weird blogging psychic phenomena? I mean really. I was reading this. Which led me to this, and then I went on with my day.
I was cleaning the kitchen, and I turned and noticed that Homer's diaper was dangling about 3 inches below his crotch. I then noticed that he kindof stooped a bit and just stood there. (I was thinking to go and grab the camera because I think my Pudge has THE most adorable bottom out there.) So, I approach Homer and he is stepping in and just about to grab,
(drum roll, please)
poop.
Can someone out there blog about winning the lotto? Because we know my battle with linoleum and it's many crevices that streamline products cannot remove dirt from. And now I gotta clean out poop!?
I am not psychic. But I see bleach, 4 orange cones, and some police tape in my future. And possibly a bottle of tequila.
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Is the tequila for disinfecting or drinking?
I'm VERY afraid its my turn next!!
I would never use alcohol to clean my floors because
a) that is alcohol abuse
b) nothing cleans my floors, so see 'a'
Everyone needs a good poop story. It's like a right of passage.
Great post.
Did your foreseeings (is that a word) come true?
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