Woke Up This Morning. Got Myself A Gun.

No. I didn't.

But if I have to go another day hearing that song at some point in the day (for the better part of the day), I will be applying for the license. Sebastian watches the Soprano's EVERY day. Thank you ANE for airing it all week long.

If you haven't guessed by now, this is going to be one of those random posts of everything that is swimming in my mind.

• Like how I have wasted my summer away with work and late nights. Speaking of late nights.. I went to bed a little too late last night. But, I slept like a baby and woke up in the best mood I've been in for awhile. Hmmm... Repeat regimen? considering...

• We're potty training. For the most part things are going well. Until the poop comes into play. Why did Sebi make things so easy for me? And why do these two rascals refuse to poop in the potty?

• Our loan officer blows. He blows so hard, he'd knock the third pig's house down without a sweat. Example #1. He urinated while having a conversation with me (This is strictly a belief and not fact as there is no hard evidence of the act taking place while we held a conversation over the telephone. But, let the record state that I am familiar with the aforementioned sound described and feel confident in my statement.)
  Example #2. I faxed a copy of my birth certificate and social security card to his fax number. His fax number printed on his card that he gave to Sebastian less than two weeks ago. A fax number which is no longer his and he claims , "only goes to an e-mail account from my last job that is closed down now." Funny how your e-mail received my fax. Even funnier how there may be a Rebecca Aguilar living it up in Tijuana as we speak on my credit. It's a hoot, sir. And here's a piece of advice: Your business card should read current contact info. That's just plain and simple business courtesy. (

• My dog has been throwing up for days now. I don't know what's up, but I'm getting a little freaked out. Oso will be 6 in October. Hang in there, Pumpkin. You'll soon be running free in a backyard!

• Sebi and I are reading Charlotte's Web. I don't know who looks forward to it more every night. Oh, and he cut his hair -best case scenario to describe it would be to imagine that you saw a little boy and thought, "Awww. He just had brain surgery."

• I am quite hornory tonight, but as I said - a lot going through my mind right now...